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no, i know. yes, it's going to be it's going to be your hump day tonight. happy wednesday, everyone. soy ever, kamala will give her , major interview on thursday, matet bringing her running mate, tim walz. >> but we get it as formerlz football coach, walz will know t when to takeo her out at thejuy first sign of traumatic brain injury. >> plus, walz will be there in case she needs to use the ladies room and she'll be there in case. he also needs to use the ladies room. meanwhil >> meanwhile, according to a report columnist demanded she be allowed to sit during the presidential debat allowede

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but trump has to be on a peloton engulfed in a swarm of bees. but believe it or not, her team did request that. she be allowed to have notes, which was denied, although she will be allowed to bring this. that's real. >> mcdonald's is introducing its biggest burger ever, rolle the big arch, and it'sd being rolled out firstbe there in canada. if we leave now, we can be there in 8 hours, said one man. >> he's a friend. >> california democratsia are pushing a bill that would give illegal aliens up to $150,000 to buy homes. foreigners now at this rateing will be mowing their lawns. thank you. thank you.

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the view is starting a new i anason next week and it's promising a hot new studio. and we're pleased to shoed tw it to you here for the first time . >> well, meanwhile, scientists are saying it's a mistake to take advice from the world's oldest people. >> well, unless stock advice. >> finally, a frustratedustrat dolphin is accuseded of itsrs on beachgoers near tokyo, japana in other news, jesse watters has booked the next flightn.e wr to tokyo. ings tak >> so if you ever want to know if you're on the right side of things, take a look at the adults on the other side. according to a recent report from usa today. re238 republican staffers signea harrtter endorsingre kamala harris.

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the letter claims that another trump presidency trum would irreparably damage our beloved democracy. d dey.and although they disagree with the dems, the alternative is simply untrue tenable. the staffers worked for mccain. ingeorge w bush, mitt romney, meaning the same people who were also once deemed a threat to democracy by the dems. gets >> how quickly the stupid forget. >> so how is it that 238d genuine can serve itvs are so offended. they're fleeing the gop to glom onto the most liberal p presidential candidate of our lifetime s a lady unburdened by the weight of brain cells. >> a woman so left.s left she's left reality. i mean, this is a this is aock-o crackpot who bailet d violentwat felons wants to tax money you haven't made yet, while also demanding that you pay for inmate changes. >> she got any nuttierr to a you could feed her to an elephant.

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but the answer, as ever, is one word trump and it trumps everything. >> it's never a policy because they never mention i neve tht. instead, they prayed a lot about nebulous fears. well, catering to a partyand be that imports killers and because apparently hourscaly out up to the job. >> and they wrote a similaran letter in, 2020. so how'd that work out? we know it's likepark f being circumcised with a spork foorr the past four years. >> we could go through the list of disasters the border to afghanistan, crime, inflation. not to mentiontan, the odd stafg decisions. >> so shouldn't these truth tellers at least admit their endorsement came at a be cost? or could it be it didn't cost them at alitl? e ne they got to pay off the media's strange new respect invitationsy ,cocktail parties, previously off limits. a guest spot on cn o n. >> jim acosta's parts. >> and so after four yearswing l of left wing lunacy, they went did it again as if nothing happened in between n.

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>> and, you know, it's not a bad policy. ,even harris is stealing trump'cy how eharris is. >> instead, it's that he refused to do it. ther e way. >> so in a way, it's like suingu the doctor who saved lifethe to because he shaved your head to cut the tumor outmb. warpath so now they're on the warpath, like liz warren at a columbut ts parade. >> you know, it's no question republicans took similar abuse from the left that trumparm th takes now ever. george w bush was called a war criminal. they deemed romney a bigot, a wh back ind there' chains. >> and there's mccain, who was loved by the media untiho wasl. he he ran against obama. then he became the old reactionary bigot who'd bomb and cause world war three. >> it's obvious these its are fully thant the ib a hotel toilet at an ibc convention. they're really just swamp rats terrified of the orange monster because he flipped the scriprt.n

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when trump came along, nothing went according to plan. g gording trepublican democrat. >> there's an improved way a of doing these things. approvedppy of doi to produce cs and trump unclogged noat pipeline with a firehose filled with . no wonder they act likr theye gt their punched by mike tyson. >> but remember, the dems may be able to capture 238 drones, but trump got a tulsdronesi andn rfk jr. and that's a trade that i will take any day because those people because those two aren't just signing lettersst signi, they're putting themselves out there offering ideas and discussing solutions t. people who are like trump willing to break the mold. so if you're truly radical,ca a rebel in the purest sense, how can you not do the samn you you know, they sued trump, tri they tried to arrest him, they tried to kill him. they changed laws in the ways we voted to prevent him from

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winning. they shamed, targeted and hoax. not just him, but also his supporters. what does that tell you? he's scary. scarier than a court ordered with the view. this i so this is the moment when you ask, do you want to joinwa a petitionnt t of or a pirateof ship full of scary. the great thing about being on a pirate ship, you've alread y that you don't give up what people think your free career than those petitions signing pansies. unlikean those pe them.. you are desperate for acceptance. you are your own persoare your you don't need to belong. you just need to be honest. especiallyly o on november 5th, eric will go. has i guess every morning coffee has a hot cup of her. co-host of outnumbered, emily kabongo, he looks like the kind of guy who broke your uncle's legs over a gambling debt. >> comedian rich vosenne.

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she's got two kid in her belly and her office is smelly. "new york times" best selling author bob dole got and he keeps the actual lib statue of liberty on his dashboard. "new york times"dashboar best selling author, comedian and former nba . >> emily, are you everily are influenced by politicians by aae group of people signing on to one cause to influence you,? to change your mind? >> never. >>r. it. and no one is. and that's exactly the point that all of these guysctly the t because their currency was them signing it with each other. signy community there.a short and that ensured to your point earlier that they're stille in the game, whatever game it isdays,, whatever organizations committees, cocktail parties, invitations to, the leagueeports lines, you know, the trusted reporters, they clearly are coming the each other and s,

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hey, time for this again or you're going to sign this. right. but at the end of the day, it was based on such fallacy. so the call to action,d they said, was too conservative independents and those claim moderate republicans that they claimed swayed the 2020 election. they went on to sae 2020electio. y a trumpmp presidency, as you said, was untenable. >> right. but the wholenable pe point, thy movement of conservatism, of any type of common sens e or rationale with everything that he stands for sngo ify you remove if they don't liket what he said about mccaihe sainr have certain issues with this personality, how can you claim with a straight face that limited government and secure borders and ther freo rights for people to actually have their freedoms? rsthe first amendment, maybe not lawfare, maybe, maybe just simple economics, i lower inflation. >> the value of your cnflationv is actually holding. the list goes on of things that america things actually ue in is right now underch harris and biden and the democratic watch. so for them to try to gaslight fo

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americans say no, no no all of these would be untenable. what plane untent are they on the point is their own and it's really tiny's . >> well she has great point and also great arms. >> i oh. ha. i don't know what to say don't k tht. a >> i can say that on tv because that's not harassment. , rich if a group 200 people signed a letter that says we hate rich vos, would that influence or persuade you?rking >> wallace probably the club i was working at that nighatt. first of all, after your monologue and what shenow o just said, i really realized how stupid i, i just i'm going,a wait a second. these people really prepar secon e oh,t expe my year, we don't expectct you o prepare. >> so here's the thing. you know they they they do these poll y supposs you know they don't talk you know to on a former day don't talk 200 f 300 that ae

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on his side. >> they always you know, it's like look, when i'm at a club and i'll go to a club 1:00. okay. so 90 people walked out, but those ten that stayed, they really liked me. see see what i'm saying? usually, you know, if you wanted to, i bet you couldxh find 200 people at fox who would want to fire me oro woe o1 a petition to have me fired. >> and that would just be on the 18th floorh. >> i'm not going to saying. anything. >> i really don't understand this because it's just like you don't have to like either one of them guys. you know, if you don't want to votyou domp, thate trump, th. i understand it. or if you don't want to vote too for obama, you do want to vote for kamala. why do you need to endorsete, wo ? >> you don't have to endorse kamala. how could you endorso ene if you're a capitalist, for example, just one of the things you're a capitalisr s,t.

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how could you say, yes,his ju i'm putting my name on this ob a lotr th obviouslyst of people think i'm crazy for this, but i just have an independent thought. i don'ndent thdon't wat to signh or the other, put my name on for one side or the other. and i just i mean, you will have people from both yelling at you if you do that. but i don't lei don't people yeg at me about what not to do stop me from doing what i want to do becausa babye i'm a baby in thee yes.es yeah. w itone guy agrees with me. yes. if i. if i would have said i get it. if i would have said something to his, i would have said something different. everybodny ent everas clappy would have clr me. and i don't blame them that, you know, it's no, because it c can be really tough to not have a side. >> it can be really tough to have especially in anhlectio election year. >> literally everybody hates you and it can be tough,n be toug but that's the only reason why i can even fathom something, cn like these people can't possibly actually support kamala or their policies ot la or thr. >> they don't really have principles at all. all right. yo, tires, >> g you see this onemedi hand? you know, the media got all excited about this petitioln . >> and on the other side, you have rfk and tulsi gabbard

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. >> wouldn't you be happier-- r to have to kind of basically freefk. thinking, independent minds than 200 clowns? >> well, yeah.y're i well, they're they're independent minds, too. great. but here'sndds ato, here'there'o money for them with ther trump administration. they've been fired, moved on from the parties, shifted from them. soy shifte they're not getting o for speaking engagements anymore, and they're not ableues to show up influences and get get the little insid ae perks when they were in the thing and they had control, they don't. so what do you do? you gowhat du do go to t to thee and you make a big deal about endorsing them. for what? hopefull aboutng, hopey other side willt asking you to do speaking events. and maybe there's a cabine speat position for you or or maybe the you could go out on the campaign trail. 200 people whocamn trail. ask for a job because there's no jobs no j for them with trum. >> that's all this is about. their linkedin, that's it. pplause]all yeah. yes. they're like that. you when you're walking down a city and you see a flier on af telephone and it says, move, we'll help you move in,

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you tear u p a little and it turns out they come to your house and they abuse you. >> that' thess what these people are right. they're like, they put it up there. it sayt upit says, we're not goo vote for trump. >> would you please hire me? riche . >> my all staying rich. do you? >> where are you politically? i didn't never, you knowu , whee am i? well, one thing i heard and this is what i heard, sobu don't quote me on it. >> yest the . by kamala used to go out when montel williams. yes, i heard she gave him a mess. i heard now. well, i don't know. of all the things. no, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. >> before you, beforre you se y, rich was the love. he was so good he got hime's go this from it. >> she got my votet and where you want me to tell you?

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yeah, i tell you. i now have to hear the full story of where a i amlitica politically. >>ll are who's ever. >> well, this is who i stand with here and here i see who's ever more on the sidehe sid of israel, who'se going to help israel or maybe put a stop to antisemitism in this country and move forward. >> i'm on that team. >> okay? i'm on that team. yeah. there we go i never saw that coming. okay. up next, it's harris. need notes to generate quotes if you'll be in the new york area, i would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join

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today that show allegiance. .com a story in five words. kamala wanted notes for so richh rich. this is interesting. a senior trump adviser says team wanted to be able to use like a cheat sheet for the upcoming news debate. >> the harris campaign source says that's not true, but given the other things they askednfidn for, it sounds like they're not too confident in hert . >> or do you use cheat sheets when you're on stage? you know, i think that is so nodiculousnk that'. i'm no, i don't use. p en if i'm doing new material ,i just work it out. but, you know, these debates on balance, you know, when whenn the moderators basically

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her campaign manager, you know, dominate softball, you know, should children go hungry? >> you know, and then to. trump what were your legal fees? yeah. you know, so i don't think and whenever they go for a bigei interview they're given the question not taken hardbal o question. yeah i heard biden on a major radio show andshow a i didn't am what's going on. >> ukraine, israel, detroit, whatever. you know what i'm saying? which is a nice place if you're a bullet. stt anyhow that's that's where i stand. and and and i corrected. >> kat, if she's also bringingnw a plus one to her interview on thursday whilehe's b she's bringing basically suy, ugar daddy politicallri not literally, you sick people.

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>> i also understand how you would be her political sugar dadd>> i dony either. i don't either. well, good. making sure. ye.>> gres. i'mean, the fact to me, the fact that it's taken that i'm stillng u hung up. int >> i'm sorry. on the phrase first interview. yes. this is november is not that far away. >> yeah. there was a lot of signs, as many of us pointed out, that joe didn't seem to be able to probably go the distance of four more years. >> mm-hmm. we were all callede year horribe names for pointing that out. >> then all of a sudden he drops out. t and whand whatever. and then she's. and then she's still. still. she's the medi then a thing at s point. and i think the the fact that this is this is the first one. this should be the first of many. i wa's what i'm more concernedrr about than the little details. i want to see more of her.r. but i think that her team,ha sadly, is smarter than that because she's not the best at talking. >> it would be good if she

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showed up with montel williams . that would be a myster.y. there. a lot of questions would be there. here, look. the cheat is on. okay. yeah, they did. this, hillary. they gave her the questions. they have so muchave sh lack of respect for her long term theyry that. they want her to have notes because they're afraid, even giving her the questionsng herer the back and going over it on the dry erase board five orut six times that she'll go out there and forget or get them mixed up.. would no wouldn't it be hilarious if she was answering the questionanswe the other question when they asked to the first question? but she answerofuestion she ansd question like, what is your foreign policy? well as far as the green new deal goes, what needs to happen >> woh, no, no, no, wait. don't be unburdened. yes,id but we know why you did o that. and we took the quaaludes away from you ever since that was for you. >> but yeah, she's they're trying to do everything

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they can becauseto d i. they know what's going to happen when they can't do anything for now, and s they're actually going to tell us they did overnight. there was a sonic boom and shehe lost hearing in her right ear. so she's got to have a earpiece in so she can earpie n hear that'll somebod be next with somebody in the back going saying foin the br wr word. and even that she'll be like, i'm sorry, i can't. what would you say? so they are terrifie sd of thi.h of this debatebate, and they can't get trump to get off script and her and him get into an argumenscript aget int whicho probably will do better. women tend to argue a lot be. er we do, because we're facts and their feelings. so if they can get it feelings, then she's got a shot. >> yes. she wants one brave man.e maoh, one one honest woman. i'll take that mine women. wher >> yeah. she wants that moment where she >> isay i'm talkinm talking. >> you know that one moment. you know, i'm always impressed. you know, montel williams and. >> you're know monte l. impre you know emily.ss i'm always impressed.

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like in the block,n the block t rattled off that off. >> that said, but you're not even sitting here with noteswitg and you just. >> do you have a photographic memory for things that menbably probably get annoyed by? . i will say that that i do. >> what does that mean?t like like, you know, when said you're you're like and i i'memberth on june 5th when you said this, like that kind of thing. yeah, it was a bad joke. this is why i'm noe funnt the fy one. okay, here's here's what i wanted to say, that they travesty of this. she is not just a candidate, guys. she is our current vicelikes president. and she likes to remind us how prior to thato remint was senatd attorney general and d.a.. my point is, shouldn't the viceh president already have command of all of that information? the debateavand of should be the easy part. >> after you prepare for the five all day, let's say, and then you do your show and you're walking off set and someone's like, oh, quic. in question about x, you could rattle off everything because you spent all day preparincausen that hard hour, right? >> that's funny. you think that as an egg, as an example, right like you write

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as an example. so the fact that our vice president told us that she was t thane more suited to mee with of the foreign leaders during that g-7 summit in europe, that she remembermmi declined meeting with the spouses of the leaders because she said, no, no, no ,s. i'm president. i don't meet with spouses. so she wants us to trust her representing, the u.s., but she can't even trust herself to do it solo. she can't even trust herselfshe have a conversation without walls holding her hand. how in the am i supposed to trust her in the white house or with anyone else if whe can't even be trusted on a stage for 5 minutes? >> yeah, you think? no. no, no, no. i just like to point out that both of us do have notes. yes, it's fineit's fin to. have. no, no. in fact, in fact, i. it's not that i don't know this stuff. it thi>> it'. s my emotites. >> it's like my emotional support notes. i just like to knonote tha w that they're here. >> i don't know how, like, numbers and stuff. >> that. >> i never know what i'm saying. i don't really look at my i don't look at my notes, but i

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in but the democrat secretary of state in michigan state and wisconsin elections commission are denying his request to be removed. soy he hiscall right not to run forbe president to be respected and they deny it. all my yeah, first of all, i am from michigan. yeah, see, this is all my fault . >> no. yeah, i live there years ago, and. and then this happenedhappen ana make no mistake there directly related. >> yeah, the whole thing is just look, it's.en y you can't get off that. you can't get on the ballot when you want to get bat they make it tough because it maybe the but it's -- it's just politics is dirty. e first >> it's just dirty because at first they thought maybe that he would take votesthat the burom them. but now when they realize that actuallw when ty people mip be more likely to vote for trump. but i think people started realizing that maybe even pehat he endorsed trump because a lot of his support came from people that wereor

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, particularly about covid. yeah, which a lot of people made mistakes. but democrat covid w is handleda particularly, i would say, deranged. yeah, horrible, corrupt, oppressive, tyrannical way. >> oh, so then it's know all of a sudden there's this change, i think i don't know that it'll mu that much of a difference because if you're like maybe if you're that much of an rfk dude, you't much o d probably would write him in anyway or something like that. so i'm not really sure. but yeah really , is a dirty, dy game. it's a dirty, dirty gamey ga. you know what's funny, though, is that the democrats trieofd to get cornel west off the ballot in michigan, but that in mich i think the ju. said, yeah, put them on. >> but so they wanted cornellk n off and rfk on there's some sly because of his stance on palestine. >> yes i can't imaginestance on it and but it just goes to show you and you say it's dirty dirts there's levels to dirt and they couldn't they wouldn't give him securitlg .

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they they brought his family in to go after him. is famthey they did everythingn they could and then they finally can get rid of him. bakebut can't afford it because they're so afraid, because the wheels are falling. re if th they they don't even care if they lose votes to him in michigan as long they hopee t it hurts trump. strehey're on a hope campaigheh you know, is this part of the joy through strength manifest? they're because they they continue to do these things. they go afte .r this guy, id not g they finally get rid of him. but he didn't go away like they wante d him to. every he he did. he gave them every opportunity o to include him, right. he went to an all. he was like, listen, he was eating cro crawl aw. he wanted to do was to really de in charge of fixing foo in this country for our kids and our future. it doesn't matter whether you're a donkey or an elephant, we all got to eat. yeah. and i would thinink we all would like to eat healthier together. so i don't understand why they wouldstand wh be like, hel. yeah. and then they let him go and trump says, yeah. scoo will tap, score.to we'll take him. yeah. and now they're after him to the point where they're now

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and he has no security. so you worry. you worry would it with what web saw with other people get influenced by what you say toxic accounts about other politicians that you're political enemies or whatever. we unfortunately have citizens in this country who take it to the next level, s o they to go at them and you start to worry about what the results are mean because about they democrats clearly don't care. they are so focused on keeping this electiog n way that there, this i are no breaks. there are no hey, hey, you know what? this is too much much.. >> and that's that's really scary. yeah. they don't know when to stop. speedeey don'temily oh, yes. >> so let me get this straightcu . if you're a democrat, you can just step asid e. all of the the votes that the nominee that made you the nomination just say, hey, guys, instead of me, it's going to be kamala. yes, but if you're inndent independent, you can't sayyo i a longer want to be the one running. >> i withdraw. and to your point, wasn'ur poiny oh, kerry kennedy, progressive, catholic and all the res t of the kennedy clan that fought so hard to have him removed that. that foubut hard to say everyont

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not deserving of this. >> he's no wt worthy of this. and yet here he is being put back on the ballot.ll mak they say, oh, it's only deate h that will make him be removed. o >> to your point, well, what does that signal then? so only you vote blue. are you able to totally rearrange civirec 101 but if you are an independent or dare to support trump in an.y and if they think it's going to benefit them in any way, then god help you. >> you cannot even be the master of your own life. you know, you bring up a greatt. point. >> you can clap. go ahead . all right. in class. all right, that's enough. yo >> but, you know, much like, t you know, you talk about how they got biden off the ballot. i >> well, ben shapiro had this id you leave rfk onrced t the ballot, they should be forced to keeop joe biden on the ballot. >> right, because he's not running eithers not ru or. totally. yes. yes. oh, yeah.

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>> that little that little jewish fella jewish is smart. a couple of us are. yeah, right. so what's your feeling on this incredibly substantiveincred. here's the deal. i, i came out too strong, so it's hard to follow myself. >> yeah. it's like if you get a new. yes, never show up the first day because then they expect dab that out of your you see what i'm saying and then go andr ask for your vacation. >> yeah. yeahvacation. my opinion on this is i didn'tdo know research and i thought the opposite i read it wrong. i thought they took i. >> yeah. hey, listen. good for him. yeah. >> oh, yeah. no, wait. you're a kennedy. you could do whatever you want. you know what? i mean, so i. listen, i've already done wellln enough, coached the rest. --

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we need to stop treatingy' british people as a smarret. yes. i'm sick of this. hey, man, i'm so tired of watching a movie in the scientist comes in. >> good evening. i know. . >> i know.nt give me somebody with a southern accent. i don't want t this. >> yeah. the worst thing you could get is wisdothe worsm. oh, no. someone's 110 years old. oldi want to know, what was itm what was the secret? and if they tell me tobacco, beer and fast women. >> oh, man. yes. you know, i never that fast woman thing, i would assume. >> let me move i on somewhat for mary. >> okay. >> or just any woman? yes. >> yo, i heard emily. this is the best advice, advice i ever got from an old person. he sayperson hs the key to beino healthy is to get through each decade first. so if you make it to 60,

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you're moru'ree to make it to 7 >> and if you make it to 70,yo well, you're more likely to get to 80 four. >> well, yeah. so, yeah, if you don't make it to 60, you can't make it to 70. >> exactly. or 60 one. numbers and counting work. exactl numbey no, that's my poi. counting. no, me clarify. you ca beat you up. i swear to god. no clapping that he can count. it's a fact.t that makes sense. it doemakes ses make sense thatf you want to be 61, you have to be 61st. yes so if you get to 61. emily, not cat. emily. okay. 62. >> and i ought to get you 73. a >> okay. in order to get to 70, you have to getgeseven to first. >> yes, totally.. concentrate on the 60 and you'll get to 70. >> yes. i just have to say it.la, your

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how cute is your little count dracula? your count muppet. >> he just didute the impersonation. that was totally cute. i feel like. whatever. okay , listen, you guys, here'sout ts what we need to know about this study. number onee scie, the scientists studied medicine. >> worse. that was their subject. and from that,the whol they extrapolated this whole human thing. number two, they were makingey'm the point that governments haven't supporteakd healthy lifestyles as we like to suppress our future. so their was like whoever did make it to longevity, they are the ones that are like, i smoke a pack a day, i eat a platter full of bacon, all that stuff. so they were like, don't ask them because they allrious have these nefarious habits. but their point was we should have the governmenth.t in and encourage everyone to be healthier because more people will live to be centenariaalthin and then we'll have a better control group. oh, i don't get that, but it made sense. nse.go. the 6 let's just stick with get to 60. you get to 68 and you get to 70, rich. sp you look like you're 100.

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what do you describes this current fitness that you have? >> well, here i in the last maybe seven or eight months, i have not eaten like calveslik not keto. >> i'm not, but i like no like no pasta. no, no pizza, no, no cookie. >> right. i'm not lying. and it was easier for melick althuit crack days, although i never paid anybody a hand jobk for a kaiser roll. >> but what i'm. what i'm saying is i work outd o and i try to eat healthy and i'm sober. >>ealthy a 38 years, so i'm that way that that's a guaranteed applause whereve guarantr go eva bar. 38 years. >> how old are you? .how all of my.

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>> yes. when listen, i'll tell you in the morning when we get upwe. how old am i? he's 59, greg. >> that's 67. that's pretty. wow. >> well, that's a that's a happy happy story, isn't it, kat? >> yeah, he's close to 70.e has yeah, he hasto to get to 68 first, and he'll get to, say, with me. 69. we'll be after this. >> up next, a mcdonald's meal with big appeal. >> if you'll be in the new york area, like tickets to see. gutfeld but a foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience.

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>> they've rolled out its t biggest burger. biggg arch, they call it.ada at it's now first in canada and a place called portuga l which i think is in texas. three slices of cheese,pattie two quarter pound patties, crispy onions, pickles, lettuce, a tangyonions, sauce.i and if you look at thees bottom and there you can see some french fries sticking out, isn'tout. is what the world needs. >> yes, it's -- it's like a manny's with the fries. about and thank you, guys. here's what i have to say about this. besides, obviously, we're all cravin g a burger nowthe whol is that they their whole thing was like, oh, this is in ofo all of our customers saying, may we please have a bigger burger that's shave a b affordable, ri? and that's why they have it in canada, because common parlance. >> watch this. not affordable here. yed bitch not s. oh, well, i guess we'll just guw have to run to the border. >> a little fast food humor can just i get diarrhea looking at this stuff, literally know

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like who it's for. i mean i do canadians eat like that. >> i don't know i something somt called what's that weird? yeah. the fries with the gravyhi e fraud on them so i guess i guess they should put gravy on it for the canadians. grav i.is >> mean, mcdonald's is supposed to be disgusting, though. that's what makes it so specia ng that l . >> it is. people say that about me. yeah, that is truepet me.g:. >> that is true. and also, your nickname is a big archarch . >> i don't know what that means. center foot. >> she walks. she walks on our toes. you know>>, rich do you eat mcdonald's at all or. from well, my wife is from canada, so i eat nothing from. >> canada separate bedrooms. >> i don't eat. >> i haven't had. i haven't had red meatd meet a 5 years. >> i just don't eat. you know what? once in a while i'll sneak off to popeye's. >> yeah. and get that sandwich. >> yeah, but i don't, you know, i look enough of me already.e

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>> i'm done by. >> you can't get mad at someone for being real with you, man. yeah. yeah, i, i, i'm bored by this topic. i love it about canada. they have army on horses. all righes at? >> and we're being attacked by the renaissance festival. s hastings. back a bad way now. not bad. that bad. i you covered. yeah, kyra ups, idi think the ue here is we can get our criminals fatter, and that'll make the inalm slow.ll you but they also didn't tells you it comes with a free side of type two diabetes. that's hilarious. i think it's going to call it they're going to call it the fat. keep that. the last thing we need is more cheap food with horrible preservatives. and the rumor is that even ifcre those are french fries, they look like cracked out onionsd ns. >> i mean, keep it wherecanada they keep it in canada a.

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